“Like ew dude. Who let the trash in? Get out Juanita.”
May 2013
The midget’s a whore, pass it on!
April 2013
Most of the Fey’s take on the role of “master” in their mid twenties or early thirties. Since my family all died in horrific murders and or committed said murders, I had to take their place~
”.. Not exactly the most cheerful way to inherit the family business, but whatever works I guess right dude? I’m sure you’ll be good at what you do, despite your age. Better kids learn from you than a murderer. Wouldn’t exactly fit the ethics.”
Well I guess it’s a kind of a school…
But it’s for spirit mediums. I’m the leader of my village now.
I teach all the little kiddies about how to be a good medium. And burgers. Always teach the kids about burgers. OH! and steel samurai, that too.
“I thought you had to be an old lady to be the leader of a village. Y’know, like an elder lady dude or something. You’re so young. But, uhh congrats to you. I’m sure that lawyer dude is super proud of you for that. Can’t be easy being the boss around town.”
I’m 21~ I can think about sex all I want. On top of that I’m the master of kurain now. Bow before my majesty, dear Matty!
“You’re… 21?” Matty rested her hands on her hips almost surprised to hear of the medium’s age. Her personality made her seem younger. “So you like, upgraded or something dude? Went to school? Kudos to you, but I don’t bow for just anyone.”
One year later and they’re still fighting each other. One hour from now, hate sex. Good to see some things never change.
“Woah woah woah, no one said anything about hate sex dude. That’s like, totally gross. Aren’t you too young to think of things like that?”
“Ew, don’t make me gag dude. You’re the last thing I’d want to be with. Ever. So don’t get your hopes up.”
Pfft that hasn’t stopped the skank before, or did you drink too much to forget? Sadly I didn’t, disgusting memory’s still there.
“No amount of alcohol could make me forget that ungodly memory dude, thanks for bringing it up again. But it obviously meant to much to you since you’re thinking about it again.”
Engarde’s a whore. Both of them.
“Juanita’s a dyke, but we all knew that.”
You wish I was, because then you could stop denying that you want me.
“Ew, don’t make me gag dude. You’re the last thing I’d want to be with. Ever. So don’t get your hopes up.”
ugly little wench
“Fat repulsive skank.”
skank
“Ew it’s a rat.”
August 2012
“Mhmm, but now I can’t go back to sleep so I’m SOL.”
Matty watched his actions with an amused expression on her face. This happened quite frequently, so needless to say she was used to it. “That’s one way of putting it, yes. Least, that’s what everyone else refers to me as. And none taken. Guess that means he’s managed to get on your bad side hmm? He never knows when to shut up.”
Yeah.. he does that often though I get over it since well.. what much can you really expect from him? He has always been this way so I’m used to it by now though one Matt I know is getting better, which is good for all of us in the long run really.
Also.. can’t believe you’re the girl version of him, you seem way nicer then that psycho in all means, no lie. Did you never snap or.. you just don’t have the reason to or something?
“I expect nothing less from that jackass. I prefer not to associate with him if I can help it. I guess you could say he and I don’t quite see eye to eye all the time. If the one you know is getting better, you definitely know a different Matt than I do.” (Or he’s playing you for a chum.)
“Heh… I get that a lot as well. I suppose I haven’t ‘snapped’ as you’d put it. Have no reason to and being a bitch to everyone gets me no where so unlike my counterpart, I like to keep my temper under control. Pretty sure my manager would have my head if I acted out like that idiot does.”
“Jealous. I’d kill for it to be 2. It’s only about 11am here. To be perfectly honest, I’m not usually up this early so this sucks big time.”
“Hmm… Just realized I totally didn’t introduce myself to you dude. Sorry. My name’s Matty Engarde.”
Yeah.. you’re only about three hours away or some shit like that.
Nice to meet you Mat— Twitched and spit out the alcohol he was drinking, looked at her. Wow… wait what? You’re like, a female Matt? Well I never thought I’d see the day.. a girl version of that psycho path, no offense of course Matty..
“Mhmm, but now I can’t go back to sleep so I’m SOL.”
Matty watched his actions with an amused expression on her face. This happened quite frequently, so needless to say she was used to it. “That’s one way of putting it, yes. Least, that’s what everyone else refers to me as. And none taken. Guess that means he’s managed to get on your bad side hmm? He never knows when to shut up.”
“Unfortunately it’s still the morning for me. Wish it was the afternoon seriously. What time is it for you dude?”
It’s about 2:00 where I am.
“Jealous. I’d kill for it to be 2. It’s only about 11am here. To be perfectly honest, I’m not usually up this early so this sucks big time.”
“Hmm… Just realized I totally didn’t introduce myself to you dude. Sorry. My name’s Matty Engarde.”
“Nnnngh… I guess I’m up. Just couldn’t sleep in like I hoped.”
Mornin’ or.. afternoon, whatever time it is for ya.
“Unfortunately it’s still the morning for me. Wish it was the afternoon seriously. What time is it for you dude?”
“Nnnngh… I guess I’m up. Just couldn’t sleep in like I hoped.”
