Oh, I don't hold my breath and I don't hold my tongue. And I know that you know that I don't back down to no one, to no one.
Oh you ｓｈｏｕｌｄ'ｖｅ stayed home, you ｓｈｏｕｌｄ'ｖｅ known better. Yet I мєℓт in your mouth like ℓιqυι∂ ѕυgαя.
You thought you were gonna ᴛʜʀᴏᴡ it back in my face, but tell me how do my ｌｅｆｔｏｖｅｒｓ taste?
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Independent RP account for fem!Matt Engarde from Ace Attorney. Blog has a potential NSFW warning.
“Like ew dude. Who let the trash in? Get out Juanita.”
Most of the Fey’s take on the role of “master” in their mid twenties or early thirties. Since my family all died in horrific murders and or committed said murders, I had to take their place~
”.. Not exactly the most cheerful way to inherit the family business, but whatever works I guess right dude? I’m sure you’ll be good at what you do, despite your age. Better kids learn from you than a murderer. Wouldn’t exactly fit the ethics.”
Well I guess it’s a kind of a school…
But it’s for spirit mediums. I’m the leader of my village now.
I teach all the little kiddies about how to be a good medium. And burgers. Always teach the kids about burgers. OH! and steel samurai, that too.
“I thought you had to be an old lady to be the leader of a village. Y’know, like an elder lady dude or something. You’re so young. But, uhh congrats to you. I’m sure that lawyer dude is super proud of you for that. Can’t be easy being the boss around town.”
I’m 21~ I can think about sex all I want. On top of that I’m the master of kurain now. Bow before my majesty, dear Matty!
“You’re… 21?” Matty rested her hands on her hips almost surprised to hear of the medium’s age. Her personality made her seem younger. “So you like, upgraded or something dude? Went to school? Kudos to you, but I don’t bow for just anyone.”
One year later and they’re still fighting each other. One hour from now, hate sex. Good to see some things never change.
“Woah woah woah, no one said anything about hate sex dude. That’s like, totally gross. Aren’t you too young to think of things like that?”
“Ew, don’t make me gag dude. You’re the last thing I’d want to be with. Ever. So don’t get your hopes up.”
Pfft that hasn’t stopped the skank before, or did you drink too much to forget? Sadly I didn’t, disgusting memory’s still there.
“No amount of alcohol could make me forget that ungodly memory dude, thanks for bringing it up again. But it obviously meant to much to you since you’re thinking about it again.”
Engarde’s a whore. Both of them.
“Juanita’s a dyke, but we all knew that.”
You wish I was, because then you could stop denying that you want me.
“Ew, don’t make me gag dude. You’re the last thing I’d want to be with. Ever. So don’t get your hopes up.”
